Looking for some funny pickup lines? Pickup lines are great to share with friends, boys, girls, or when you’re out and about and need a great way to open up a conversation. Yes, it’s okay to use a funny pickup line on someone you know.
Try out a few of these brand-new funny pickup lines.
My experience with pickup lines…
Generally, my experience is one that revolves around online dating… I tend to use a pickup line to try and break the ice between me and someone that I matched with… It works!
Here’s the trick that I’ve found…
If I pick a line that I find funny, there’s a good chance that a person who meshes well with my persona is going to like the pickup line as well. I don’t take it too seriously. I choose a simple, yet flirty one. But it’s mostly just goofy.
Be yourself! That’s my best tip!
25+ fresh funny pick up lines
When you really want to show him/her something that they haven’t heard before. These completely original and new pickup lines are surely to impress them… because they aren’t overused. Give these a try!
- You look like someone I could take home to my mom.
- I feel like your nickname is birthday cake, because I want a piece of that.
- I can’t tell if we’re soulmates or not, stare into my eyes, let’s see.
- Can you call my number to see if it’s still working?
- Can you touch me? I just want to tell everyone that I’ve been touched by an angel.
- What do you think about comparing love languages later?
- Do you know that I work for the FBI? Yeah, female body inspector.
- Can you draw me like one of your French girls?
- If I were stranded on a desert island with you, I might reject getting saved.
- If I were part of make a wish foundation, I have a feeling you’d be on the list.
- Santa must have just came, because you were on my Christmas list.
- Are you related to God? Because you’re an absolute angel.
- Does it get annoying making everyone else jealous all the time?
- How many times have men/women proposed to you randomly?
- Does it suck getting free things all the time from being that pretty?
- Emoji’s aren’t working on my phone, can you text me one?
- If the ship was sinking, you’d be the first thing I would save.
- If my phone had only 1% battery left, I’d still be trying to text you.
- I carry around engagement rings for moments just like this…
- I can officially retire a happy man/woman, now that you’re here.
- I would let you empty out my bank account…
- Someone needs to pinch me, because you’re the girl/guy of my dreams.
- If this were real-life Instagram, I would be sliding into the DM’s immediately.
- You really shouldn’t be walking around alone, making everyone jealous like this.
- Do you know what time it is? I do, it’s time for you and I to get together.
- Why did it take you so long? I’ve been searching for you my entire life.
- Can you look up love in the dictionary? Pretty sure it has our names in it.
- Did you know that every romcom ever made was after us? Let’s prove them right.
Expert advice: In a study done by Jessica Tracy and Alec Beall, they found that men who smile, using their whole face (including teeth, cheeks, and eyes), had a stronger positive first impression upon women. When using pickup lines, make sure that you’re smiling during your delivery—happiness, as displayed by men, is quite literally a strong turn on for women.
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When you want to use a pick up line that she/he might already know. When they already know the line, sometimes it’s a little easier to use.
- If I told you that you had a good body, would you hold it against me?
- Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you tired? You should be, you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- All my friends think I’m gay, let’s prove them wrong.
- You must be a judge, because anything you say I’ll agree.
- Can you touch this sweater? Doesn’t it feel like boyfriend material?
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- I’m going to need a dentist after this, you’re so sweet I think I’m getting a toothache.
- Your name must be WiFi because girl, I’m getting a solid connection!
- You must be a lieutenant because I can feel my men not at ease.
- OK, I’m here, now what are your other two wishes?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- If our bodies are 75% water, then I’m looking at you and boy am I thirsty.
- Are you the square root of 1? Because you can’t be real.
- This must be Star Wars, because Yoda one for me.
- You must be from Tennessee, because you’re the only 10 that I see.
- Are you from Australia? Because I want to get a look at that DOWN UNDA.
- Your parents must be killers… because you’re dead gorgeous.
- I’m looking to follow my dreams… what’s your Instagram handle?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- My love for you is like really bad runs, I just can’t seem to hold it back.
- Where do you see this relationship going? I see it going back to my place.
- I’m going to need CPR, I think my heart just stopped…
- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise that I’ll give it back right away.
Expert advice: Studies suggest that while women might respond more to the initial physical features of a man, much like men will do for a woman—men really are looking for “nice women” as part of their core desires. Surprisingly, there’s a misconception of physical intimacy and it’s misunderstanding of this core desire. Next time you want to flirt with a woman, consider telling her, “I’m truly looking for a nice girl,” once she responds.
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