Looking for funny would you rather questions to ask? Life can be serious! Sometimes its fun to get a little less serious with your friends, family, boyfriend, or girlfriend. If you need a giggle, try out some of these funny would you rather questions!
75 funny would you rather questions
- Would you rather smell a stranger’s fart or armpit?
- Would you rather smell feed or armpits?
- Would you rather cut someone’s hair or let them cut your hair?
- Would you rather oversleep or under sleep?
- Would you rather go to a party alone or have a party alone?
- Would you rather wear wet socks or wet underwear?
- Would you rather be a zombie or be an angel?
- Would you rather be a demon or be a ghoul?
- Would you rather be broke and happy or rich and unhappy?
- Would you rather be ugly and tall or pretty and short?
- Would you rather have your dog pass away or have your parent pass away?
- Would you rather eat moldy food or have to wear dirty clothes?
- Would you rather go to school naked or run down the neighborhood naked?
- Would you rather have a bad job that paid well or a good job that didn’t?
- Would you rather pay for dinner or have someone else pay?
- Would you rather poop your pants or pee your pants?
- Would you rather smell a baby’s diaper or a stranger’s feet?
- Would you rather let a homeless person hug your or scratch your butt on a tree?
- Would you rather be the hero or be the villain?
- Would you rather get scammed or be the scammer?
- Would you rather be the person that gives gifts or be the person that always gets them?
- Would you rather get by on your good looks or have to work hard for it?
- Would you rather have a gambling addiction or have an addiction to alcohol?
- Would you rather have your parents read your texts or your DM’s?
- Would you rather get a nude photo leaked or have your voicemails leaked?
- Would you rather have your coworkers read your texts or your emails?
- Would you rather play sports well or do business well?
- Would you rather accidentally hold a stranger’s hand or kiss your dog’s butt?
- Would you rather kiss your cats butt or your dogs butt?
- Would you rather eat boogers or eat crickets?
- Would you rather eat a bunch of dirt or eat bugs?
- Would you rather old meat or eat old fruit?
- Would you rather get robbed or be the robber?
- Would you rather be an adult star or be a movie star?
- Would you rather be a dog or be a bird?
- Would you rather fly or have x-ray vision?
- Would you rather go to jail or lose all of your money?
- Would you rather be someone everyone hated or everyone loved?
- Would you rather prom king or be prom queen?
- Would you rather be a social media star or a movie star?
- Would you rather take things too far or not take things far at all?
- Would you rather be a marketer or a salesperson?
- Would you rather be a personal chef or a personal trainer?
- Would you rather live in a real haunted house or have no toilet paper?
- Would you rather drink sour milk or drink pee?
- Would you rather be super sensitive or not be sensitive at all?
- Would you rather have a peaceful life or a hectic life?
- Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the smartest person in the room?
- Would you rather your only mode of life was extreme or chill?
- Would you rather solve world hunger or never go hungry for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather eat rotten eggs or lick a baby diaper?
- Would you rather lick an armpit or lick the bottom of a foot?
- Would you rather eat a shoe or eat a shirt?
- Would you rather wear clothes that are cute and oversized or ugly and fit?
- Would you rather have more money than you know what to do with or have no money but know exactly what you want to do with it?
- Would you rather eat pizza in bed or in the bathtub?
- Would you rather be alone on a desert island or on a yacht?
- Would you rather have the same dinner the rest of your life or the same dessert?
- Would you rather give up coffee or give up anything else?
- Would you rather live in a tree house or in a teepee?
- Would you rather have too much body hair or no hair at all?
- Would you rather eat your favorite food every day or eat mystery food every day?
- Would you rather be in your dream job but hate it or get a job that you didn’t want but got surprised by it?
- Would you rather eat raw onion or raw garlic?
- Would you rather have super-sensitive hearing or super-sensitive taste buds?
- Would you rather pass gas in public or burp?
- Would you rather have a serious conversation or always have a funny conversation?
- Would you rather have all your wisdom teeth pulled or have all your toenails pulled?
- Would you rather have a self-driving car or drive your own car?
- Would you rather have bad breath or smell bad?
Expert advice: According to this study, laughter truly is medicine! Playing a “would you rather” game might seem cheesy at first. Although a few laughs later and you may be improving your overall health.
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