Are you looking for a few political pickup lines to help to get a conversation started between you and a potential crush?
Politics seems to be a major part of our lives now. It’s here to stay it seems like. And well… Instead of making it a serious subject, why not use it as a great icebreaker?
My experience using these lines…
I’ve used a line or two on a dating app, especially for those that are open about their political viewpoints. For example, when someone shared that they had different views than me, I often used a political pickup line to try and bridge a connection.
It’s important in these times… To be able to display that you’re open to new ideas or new viewpoints. A simple pickup line can help to get that ball rolling.
Expert advice: In a study done by Jessica Tracy and Alec Beall, they found that men who smile, using their whole face (including teeth, cheeks, and eyes) had a stronger positive first impression upon women. When using pickup lines, make sure that you’re smiling during your delivery—happiness, as displayed by men, is quite literally a strong turn on for women.
Funny political lines to use
—Funny political pickup lines to use
Here are a few of my favorite political lines to use when you want to open the stage for a discussion and see where it takes the two of you!
- Hey, are you Trump? Because you’re as important as CHYNA to me.
- If Obama was still president, I’m pretty sure that he would elect you as my boyfriend/girlfriend.
- What color do you think my heart is? Red or blue?
- I don’t even care that you’re liberal— I’m going to marry you anyway.
- I’m glad that you’re conservative because I could easily see you conserving your energy for later tonight.
- Did you vote? [What for he/she asks] For me to be the one who marries you?
- I wonder if the IRS is going to call you and ask for you to pay taxes on your purchase. [Which purchase he/she says] Buying all my love.
- On a scale of one to North Korea, how free are you to go out with me later?
- Do you have your mom and dad’s phone number? Apparently, this is a socialist society now, and I need to get everyone’s permission first.
- You must be the governor of a blue state—because you don’t have to do anything to earn my love.
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