A frequent reader emailed me the other day and asked, “Ryan, what are some good savage nicknames for my ex-girlfriend that I can use?” Well, I have some good answers. But let’s be honest, should you really be bad-talking someone? Maybe yes, maybe no.
With marriage and divorce rates on a continual incline, it’s probably only a matter of time before you have an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife that you need to create a fun nickname for.
My experience with nicknames…
Here’s the thing, when we call people names, we often are showing our true colors more than throwing some great “shade” at the other person. For example, telling friends that we had a real “wench” of an ex-girlfriend might sound great, but it doesn’t come off as very mature.
While having some fun nicknames can be a good thing. Just consider what you’re getting yourself into.
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Savage nicknames for your ex-girlfriend
—Savage nicknames for your ex-girlfriend
For when you need to say something not so nice but you don’t want to use her real name:
- Ms. Hoe’s a Lot
- Wench
- Big B
- Sucka Lot
- Uga Ho
- Dr. Ugly
- Mrs. Slutzville
- Ms. Terrifying
- Miss Needy
- Yucky Ducky
- NeighborHOE
- Miss Needy
- Gave Me The Ghon
- Glad She’s Gone
- Miss Dum Dum
- Loser Magnet
- Carb Crusher
- Zombie Brain
- Ms. Loud Mouth
- Dr. Who Needs Ya
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Bad bad bad nicknames for your ex-wife
—Terrible nicknames for your ex-wife
If you’ve got an ex-wife, then it’s probably time to give her a name that will make her last. Especially when you’re talking to your friends about all the positive experiences you’ve had with her (this is sarcasm).
- Sl*tty McNutty
- McNutz Every Guy
- Bar Hoe
- Ugly Duckling
- Miss Nasty
- Coo Coo Bird
- Nada Motha
- Sicko
- Dr. Needy
- NarciSISSY
- Cares Only About Herself
- Been With Every Guy
- Miss No Future
- Biggest Losah
- Dr. Fatty
- Saddle Bags
- Wide Hips
- Ugo Bugo
- Fart Doctor
- Big Ol’ Fatty
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