Weird Questions to Ask a Girl

Looking for weird questions to ask a girl? Conversations are important. Fun and engaging conversations are even more important. Maybe there’s a chance you’re interested in this person. Or maybe there’s a chance that you’re already dating and you want to get to know your girlfriend better. A few weird questions can really get the process moving along.

Ask one or many of these interesting conversation starters that are sure to bring an awkward grin to the person you’re asking them to. Hopefully she gives you some interesting answers to ponder, laugh about, or continue the conversation in reciprocation. Have fun!

Best weird questions to ask a girl

• What’s your favorite ice cream flavor for Thanksgiving?
• What’s the weirdest gift you’ve ever received?
• Would you rather wear wet socks to the gym or wet underwear?
• What’s the least attractive quality in the male species?
• How do you know when you have to use the bathroom?
• What would you do if we didn’t have toilet paper on this Earth?
• Suppose your car was stranded in the desert, how would you get a ride?
• Would you ever try to get a ride from a random stranger?
• Do you ever see us getting into a relationship or is this always going to be friend-zone?
• Who is someone that you put into the friend zone without them knowing it?
• Do you ever have a jealous feeling toward your siblings?
• How is it possible that we actually built skyscraper buildings almost 100 years ago?
• Is it possible that we are all living in a weird simulation and just don’t know it?
• Is it possible that history never existed and we are all just pretending that it did for some reason?
• What’s the possibility that someone changed our history books and we don’t know it?
• If someone changed our history books in school, do you think that anyone would know or question it?
• Who do you think is one of the best specimens of a human?
• If aliens landed on Earth and they asked for one celebrity human sacrifice, who would you want it to be and why?
• Suppose aliens landed on Earth and they said that they wanted to know more about the human species, what would you tell them?
• What weird things did you do with your siblings when you were growing up?
• Would you ever use wipes in a public bathroom?
• Suppose a public bathroom didn’t have any toilet paper and you already went to the bathroom without noticing, what would you do to correct the grave mistake?
• Would you rather be known for your looks or be known for your intelligence?
• Do you think that women get further in this world when they have good looks or when they’re intelligent?

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My experience asking relationship-building questions in relationships…

Okay, okay… So I’ve had a few relationships myself. And here’s what I learned… if I had asked a few tailored questions in the beginning, I might have saved myself from getting into a poor relationship. That’s what brought me to relationship questions. They help you save yourself from future misery. Or help you find future happiness.

Here are my BEST tips based on my own experiences…

• Remember a few that you like – Keep a couple of your favorite questions in mind. Try to remember a few for when the moment strikes you.
• Don’t forget these as a tool – Whenever there’s a dull moment, whether you’re with a spouse or family… pull out a few of these questions.
• Don’t take it too seriously – Especially when it comes to spouses or those you might be romantically interested in. This isn’t a time to start digging! Have fun, make it silly, and don’t take it all too seriously.

Funny and weird questions to ask a girl

• Which fictional character would you want to be from any book or movie?
• Which mythical creature would you like to have as a pet?
• What’s your favorite cartoon character right now?
• If peanut butter doesn’t actually contain any butter, why is it called peanut butter?
• Do you think that chewing gum counts as calories for your daily intake?
• Why do girls wear skimpy clothing to the gym and then pretend that they don’t like it when men show them attention?
• If you could describe yourself in three words, but they have to be funny words, which ones would they be?
• What’s the strangest thing you and your girlfriends have ever done?
• Would you rather have a pet monkey or a pet dinosaur?
• What animal did you secretly wish to have as a pet when you were growing up?
• What did your room look like when you were growing up?
• Did your parents ever do anything embarrassing as a family?
• What’s your least favorite family tradition that you still have to do to this day?
• Did you ever watch home movies and get embarrassed?
• Did you ever have a really bad haircut growing up? What did your hair look like?
• How many bottles of ketchup would you drink if one million dollars were on the line?
• What’s the spiciest food you’ve ever eaten, and what happened to you?
• If you were allergic to one type of food, which food would you want it to be and why?

Crazy questions to ask a girl

• Are you a spiritual person, or is this always how you act?
• Do you have a weird side to you that you’re always trying to hide?
• What odd questions have I asked you in the past few weeks?
• How many pillows do you really need on your bed?
• What’s something that I do that you find absolutely disgusting?
• What embarrassing thing happened to you in high school that you still aren’t truly over yet?
• Where is a place that you like to go when you need to think?
• Where do you like to go to calm down when you’re feeling sad?
• Do you remember having a temper tantrum when you were a kid?
• What’s your earliest memory as a child or as a baby?
• Do you have any pictures of you as a child where you had a really bad haircut?
• What’s the healthiest and unhealthiest thing that you do regularly?
• Do you think that I should grow a mustache?
• Do you think that I should grow out a mullet?
• What hairstyle do you think should come back for men?
• What do men do that makes you want to gag and puke?
• When did you know that you were going to be a girl?
• Do you think that women should be the ones who cook in the kitchen?

Expert advice: Research has shown that every question, conversation, and interaction with someone else involves some level of “trust.” This is crucial to remember when you’re meeting new people. It will take time to truly establish a full connection and meaningful relationship with anyone you’re speaking with.

Weird questions to ask girls (groups of them)

• Who do you think farts more, guys or girls?
• Who do you think that the dirtiest bedroom, men or women?
• If you could go on a date with any famous person, who would it be and why?
• What’s your favorite curse word to stay when you hit your toe on the corner of the nightstand?
• What’s the worst habit that you have that you wish you could break?
• Who do you think the ugliest person is in this entire group?
• What do you think the ugliest thing someone could do is?
• What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done and haven’t told anyone?
• Where is the weirdest place that you’ve ever gone to the bathroom?
• Why is there such a thing as music genres when everything kind of sounds the same these days?
• What group were you part of at school? Think clicks like the goths or geeks.
• If I had a giant zit on my back, would you help me by popping it, or would you not do that for me?
• What’s a really weird channel that you watch on YouTube but don’t want to tell anyone?
• If you had one really cool superpower, what would it be?
• What would you do with the ability to see in X-Ray vision?
• If someone had a booger on their face, would you tell them?
• If a stranger had toilet paper hanging from their shoe, would you tell them or just let someone else handle it?

Crazy questions to ask your girlfriend

• Do you think that we make a good couple together?
• What weird things have we done together?
• If we were to create an animated movie together, what do you think the title of the movie would be?
• If you could design your dream bathroom, what would it look like?
• Do you think that we should get a bidet or continue to use toilet paper?
• Who was your favorite protagonist in a movie or TV show?
• What’s your deepest secret that you still haven’t told me?
• Do you think that women shouldn’t shave their facial hair in the future?
• Should women continue to shave their legs, or should they go all natural?
• What’s the last thing that you think about before you go to bed at night?
• Suppose you saw a wild animal on the side of the road. Would you treat it like a dog and try to save it?
• Do you think that you drive really well or not so well?
• Have you ever been in a car accident and didn’t tell anyone?
• Have you ever hit someone in the parking lot and driven away without telling anyone?
• What’s one secret that you always hid from your parents when you were in high school?
• Is there ever anything that you did at school that you really regret doing?
• If you had to describe me in just one word, what word would you use?
• If you had to describe me in just one swear word, which curse word would you say?
• What’s your favorite curse word to say when you’re feeling really mad about something?
• When is the last time that you got road rage, and what was it about?
• Did someone ever flip you the bird when you were driving badly?

Weird questions to ask your girlfriend

• What do you think your best friend thinks about our relationship?
• Do you ever compare yourself to other girls and think, “Man, I’m hot!”
• If you could go anywhere in the world with me tomorrow, where would it be and why?
• Do you think it’s weird that when dogs meet other dogs, they sniff their butts?
• If a genie gave you three wishes, but they had to be for me, what would they be?
• What’s the worst date that you’ve ever been on?
• Do you think that you secretly fart in your sleep but you don’t know it?
• Do you think that you secretly snore in your sleep but don’t know it?
• How do you think that people find out that they sleep walk when they don’t know that they’re doing it?
• Isn’t it weird that some people can actually taste color?
• What’s something that you are irrationally afraid of but probably shouldn’t be?
• What’s something that you’re super confident in but probably shouldn’t be?
• Have you ever had an STD?
• Have you ever had a rash somewhere on your body that was really embarrassing?
• When is the last time that you had a really difficult time parking your car?
• Is there one thing that you do really poorly that you try to avoid showing others?

Strange questions to ask your girlfriend

• What do you think your wedding day will look like?
• If someone ruined your wedding day, what would you do to them?
• What’s the thing that we do together that you find the least fun but don’t actually tell me?
• Is there something that we talk about that you find secretly uncomfortable?
• What do your friends say about our relationship when I’m not looking?
• What do you think the meaning of life is?
• If life had to be described in only a few words, what do you think those words would be?
• Who is a person that you always have the most interesting conversations with? It can’t be me!
• When is the last time that you washed your hair?
• How did you become the person that you are today?
• What inspired you to be the person that you are today?
• Do you think that men should get the ability to have babies so women don’t have to do it anymore?
• Which woman celebrity would you most like to be like and why?
• If you could have any celebrity best friend, who would it be?
• If you were on a reality TV show, which reality show would it be?
• Suppose you were on any game show that you wanted, which game show would it be?
• What were the best grades that you ever got in high school?
• Do you happen to smell your underwear to see if its clean or dirty?

Awkward and weird questions to ask a girl

• Who is the last person that you had the weirdest conversation with?
• Who is someone that always gives you the creeps?
• What is the most unusual question you’ve ever been asked at work?
• Do people inquire about your personal life at work?
• While you’re at work, is there someone that you think is secretly interested in you?
• When did you know that you were into me?
• What was the first thing that I did that made you really look at me and think that you were attracted to me?
• Did you ever try to smell your own feet when you were a kid?
• What’s a body part of yours that really smells the worst?
• What’s the worst smell that you’ve ever smelled?
• Suppose your dog farted but you weren’t sure, would you lift their tail and sniff their butt to determine if it was them?
• What’s something that you do with your animal that’s kind of weird and odd?
• If you were to describe the way that you smell in three words, which words would you use?
• What’s one weird question that you don’t love getting asked?
• What is the worst pick-up line that you’ve ever been told to you?
• Who was the last person that you had a secret fantasy about?
• Did you ever play spin the bottle growing up in middle school?

Odd questions to ask a girl

• Why do you think that you’ve been single for so long?
• Why do you think that I’ve been single for so long?
• If a kidnapper took you away but you thought you could escape, how would you do it?
• If someone was trying to tie you up and put you in the trunk of a car, how would you try to escape?
• Assume you were in an escape room, but the escape room broke, how would you get out of it?
• If someone left a baby on your front doorstep, what would you do? Would you keep the baby or report it and give he/she away?
• How often do you think you tell lies in a given week?
• How many lies do you think that you’ve told in the past few years?
• What does a “white lie” actually mean?
• Are you a very competitive person? Would you still be competitive with someone who was disabled and you were competing with?
• When was the last time that you showed someone a great deal of sympathy?
• How many times per week do you do laundry?
• When do you know that you need to do laundry?
• If you had to say one thing that was your messiest habit, what would it be?
• Who has influenced you in a negative way when it comes to how you grew up?

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