Would You Rather Questions for Couples

Looking for would you rather questions for couples? Have fun answering these simple prompts. Starting with the simple question of, “Would you rather?” These prompts help improve date night, go well along with a sexy text, or simply out of the blue to get to know your partner better. Have fun!

Best questions for couples

—Would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather like to lead the life of a dog or a cat?
• Would you rather always be too cold or too hot?
• Would you rather want to reach The Circle or Love Island?
• Would you rather skip a shower or brush your teeth for a week?
• Would you rather eat 12 insects or spend a month in a haunted house?
• Would you rather be sticky all your life or itchy?
• Would you rather taste burnt toast in your mouth or always smell like burnt rubber?
• Would you rather begin each statement with “hello, mom” or conclude it with “I love you”?
• Would you rather outlive your lover or they outlast you?
• Would you rather achieve all of your professional goals while having no time for family or having both time for family and no time for work?
• Would you prefer a ten-year life filled with regrets or a ten-year life without them?
• Would you rather give up food or give up sex?
• Would you rather have the capacity to change the past or the future?
• Would you ever want to live for 80 years old or five years old?
• Would you rather choose 20 average friends or three great friends?
• Would you rather want to see your own search history on social media or your parents’ search history?

Easy questions for couples

—Easy would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather have the ability of invisibility or can have the capacity to read minds?
• Would you rather not eat your favorite cuisine for a year or eat it every day of the year?
• Would you rather stand out for your good looks or be the funniest person in the room?
• Would you rather want to view a sunset or smell a rose?
• Would you rather eat caramel or chocolate?
• Would you rather want to excel in magic tricks or juggling?
• Would you rather choose sweet caramel or salty buttered popcorn?
• Would you rather choose something between your teeth or snot in your nose?
• Would you rather prefer go without underwear or wear unclean underwear?
• Would you rather like to eat tarantulas or grasshoppers?
• Would you rather want to reach the moon or the ocean’s depths?
• Would you rather like to be able to do it? Highland dancing or hip-hop?
• Would you rather want to make friends with the receptionist or the boss?
• Would you rather like to have attacked you—a lion or a shark?
• Would you rather like to know more about: the world’s capitals or the world’s currencies?
• Would you rather go for cats or dogs?
• Would you rather like to see rats or snakes?
• Would you rather like to eat kidneys or haggis?

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Dirty questions for couples

—Dirty would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather never use again: toothpaste or deodorant?
• Would you rather never be able to utilize public transportation again or have to lick the bus every time you board it?
• Would you rather have a tongue or a thumb?
• Would you rather choose to live with 50 mice or 5 snakes?
• Would you rather be on the bottom or constantly be on top during sex?
• Would you rather have fantastic sex every day but never experience an orgasm or never have sex again?
• Would you rather never be permitted to touch your genitalia again or masturbate till your penis/clitoris is completely raw once?
• Would you rather solely engage in foreplay and not penetrative sex for the rest of your life?
• Would you rather a kid throw up on you or a kid throw up on you?
• Would you rather consume a liter of vinegar or a liter of sour milk?
• Would you rather have spiders spend an hour in your hair or throw up slugs (Ron Weasley-style)?
• Would you rather never receive oral or never smoke marijuana?
• Would you rather prefer your parents or your boss as your recipient?
• Would you rather like to have it? An orgasm every time you sneeze, or the opposite.
• Would you rather swallow or spit?
• Would you rather prefer being on the top or the bottom while having sex?
• Would you rather prefer to cheat on a relationship or have your partner cheat on you?
• Would you rather prefer to be the one to be spanked or the one to be spanked?
• Would you rather never wear again: socks or underwear?
• Would you rather prefer—having your parents witness your sexual activity or them walking in on it?

Hard ones for couples

—Hard would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather want more money or time?
• Would you rather have no children or five children?
• Would you rather have a truly fulfilling personal life or a truly fulfilling career?
• Would you rather be extremely attractive or extremely intelligent?
• Would you rather choose the ability to communicate with animals or the ability to speak every language?
• Would you rather choose: to travel back in time 10 years or to travel forward in time ten years?
• Would you rather be the foremost authority in a certain field or have a photographic memory?
• Would you rather have to tell everyone what you think when you think it or know everything your loved ones have ever said about you?
• Would you rather have notoriety or obscurity?

Freaky ones for couples to use

—Freaky would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather be in a marriage—one without love or one without sex?
• Would you rather be friends with benefits or in a serious relationship?
• Would you rather prefer a one-night stand with a platonic friend or a total stranger?
• Would you rather have sex “in public” or privately?
• Would you rather like to get a mediocre proposal in bed or none at all?
• Would you rather want mistakenly email naked photos to your parents or a stranger?
• Would you rather make out at a funeral or at a nightclub?
• Would you rather always know what’s going to happen in bed or be surprised?
• Would you rather prefer: full-coverage underwear or going bare?
• Would you rather be liked by everyone but me or be loathed by everyone?
• Would you rather have your spouse unintentionally yell the wrong name in bed or accidentally yell the bad name yourself?
• Would you rather want to sneak up on your parents or have them sneak up on you?
• Would you rather be on the bottom or the top?
• Would you rather have my flirting or my humor?
• Would you rather have your butt slapped or your hair pulled?
• Would you rather like to receive: a good night text or a good morning text?
• Would you rather go to sleep or get a kiss goodbye?
• Would you rather shower with your crush—from high school or a famous person?

Spicy would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather be the only inebriated or sober person at a party?
• Would you rather eat only salads or desserts for a month?
• Would you rather have to be covered with hair or no hair at all?
• Would you rather choose a month without bathing or a month without the internet?
• Would you rather always feel like you’re ready to sneeze or suffer the hiccups for the remainder of your life?
• Would you rather have the ability to yell or just be able to whisper?
• Would you rather want to get constant teasing or constant kisses?
• Would you rather have sex on an aircraft or on the beach?
• Would you rather choose to kiss—your mortal enemy or your ex?
• Would you rather kiss in the rain or the dark?
• Would you rather want to be your partner’s last or first love?
• Would you rather like to kiss me here or here?
• Would you rather like to be whipped or to be whipped?
• Would you rather have more foreplay or more role-playing?
• Would you rather want to have in your closet: sex toys or seductive clothes?
• Would you rather like to suck: someone’s toes or their earlobe?
• Would you rather get caught doing, having sex or masturbating?
• Would you rather choose a sex playlist: hardcore rock or classical?

Popular would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather your partner tell you the truth or lie every once in a while?
• Would you rather have a date night at the zoo or at the fair?
• Would you rather be the only child or be one in 11 siblings?
• Would you rather have all the money in the world but be sad or have no money but be happy?
• Would you rather meet your partner’s parents with wet socks or wet underwear?
• Would you rather pretend to like a terrible gift or eat a bad dinner?
• Would you rather forget your partner’s birthday or forget your anniversary?
• Would you rather return a thoughtful gift or regift it?
• Would you rather go on a blind date or go on an internet date?
• Would you rather your parents walk in on you or you walk in on your parents?
• Would you rather spice up your sex life or improve your communication?
• Would you rather have all your money go to your partner or your parents?
• Would you rather have your children walk in your shoes or have them walk in someone elses?
• Would you rather be the only rich person at a party or the only poor person?
• Would you rather have bad breath or a bad hair day?
• Would you rather cook a homemade dinner or go out to eat?
• Would you rather go to a baseball game or go to a horse race?
• Would you rather be emotionally distant or intimately blind?

Romantic would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather go for a foot massage or a back massage?
• Would you rather want to snuggle on the sofa or receive a hug?
• Which would you rather like to sit on, a Ferris wheel or a porch swing?
• Would you rather prefer—playful texting all day or late-night phone calls?
• Would you rather choose: a psychic reading or a horoscope compatibility chart?
• Would you rather play footsie during dinner or get a flirtatious wink?
• Would you rather look at each other or the stars?
• Would you rather consume Godiva chocolates or chocolate-covered strawberries?
• Would you rather choose duet singing or slow dancing?
• Would you rather hold hands at the movies or sit by a campfire?
• Would you rather like to receive jewels or a new room as a gift on your anniversary?
• Would you rather have a holiday spent alone or with family?
• Would you rather like to share a hobby or keep them separate?
• Would you rather choose for your high school reunion: together or alone?
• Would you rather want to listen to a recording or sing your favorite song together?
• Would you rather blatantly reveal the truth to your partner or use a white lie to save their feelings?
• Would you rather hold a grudge towards your ex or forgive them?
• Would you rather stick with the tried-and-true with your partner or try something new?
• Would you rather have impromptu travel or meticulous planning?

Juicy would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather never use a vibrator or a dildo again?
• Would you rather have average sex every day or the finest sex of your life once?
• Would you rather have a colorful condom or one with wacky patterns?
• Would you rather have your childhood bedroom or your childhood basement—would you like to have sex in?
• Would you rather you like to lick off someone’s body, ice cream or whipped cream?
• Would you rather choose a banana or blueberry flavor condom?
• Would you rather choose as a romantic gift: filthy toys or lingerie?
• Would you rather never wear a bra again or wear lingerie every day?
• Would you rather choose to kiss your mortal enemy or your ex?
• Would you rather spend all of your time in bed by yourself or with someone else?
• Would you rather have sex on your roommate’s bed or the floor?
• Would you rather use a showerhead or an electric toothbrush as a sex tool?
• Would you rather want to bite during a sexual encounter—their ear or their lip?
• Would you rather prefer never see your mate in a nude presentation or the other?
• Would you rather like to fart or burp whenever you orgasm?
• Would you rather wed a pastry chef or a chef at a restaurant?
• Would you rather like to meet your current or your childhood crush?
• Would you rather like to kiss—your roommate or a complete stranger?
• Would you rather do a threesome or a foursome?
• Would you rather spend $100 on a top-notch sex object or $5 on a mediocre one?
• Would you rather meet someone at a bar or on a dating app?
• Would you rather like to marry—your college fling or your high school sweetheart?

Sexting would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather gift your underwear to an ex or a complete stranger?
• Would you rather receive or provide oral sex?
• Would you rather want to sleep with: a youngster or someone twice your age?
• Would you rather choose a strip tease or a lap dance?
• Would you rather never be able to experience an orgasm or always be horny?
• Would you rather prefer a one-night stand with an extremely handsome person or someone who is exceptionally good in bed?
• Would you rather choose: having sex all day or masturbating all day?
• Would you rather prefer—having sex in the backyard or on the front porch?
• Would you rather prefer: late-night or early-morning sex?
• Would you rather prefer: seeing your spouse make out with their boss or making out with your boss?
• Would you rather want to have sex with the dominating one or the submissive one?
• Would you rather prefer the kinky or romantic type of sex?
• Would you rather prefer—being fingered or being fingered—under the table—at your parent’s house or in a busy restaurant?
• Would you rather have sex with a corpse or never have sex again?
• Would you rather prefer your parents to know when you are having sex or for you to know when your parents are having sex?
• Would you rather find out your boyfriend slept with a boss for a raise or with a superior at work?
• Would you rather have a sugar mommy who frequently requests nudes or one who frequently requests sex?
• Would you rather prefer to have a private moment or a public one?
• Would you rather choose: to die a virgin or to sleep with only hoes?
• Would you rather prefer: getting paid to have sex or having to pay for it?
• Would you rather prefer: having sex in bed or against a wall?
• Would you rather tease your partner with your tongue until they remove their underwear or pull them off with your teeth?

Deep would you rather questions for couples

• Would you rather want to live in: a world without television or without music?
• Would you rather choose if you could go back in time or forward in time?
• Would you rather have the power of bending time and space or walking on water?
• Would you rather spend the rest of your days coping with uncontrollable quiet gas or loud sneezing?
• Would you rather prefer: having all of your clothing one size too small or two sizes too big?
• Would you rather like to be required to utilize constant alliteration or simply rhyming?
• Would you rather spend 10 minutes imprisoned in a room filled with a million tarantulas or be forced to consume ten tarantulas in ten minutes?
• Would you rather choose: the ability to make two persons fall in love with each other or the ability to read minds?
• Would you rather never be able to recall why you entered a business, workplace, or room or be forced to forget who you are every time it rains?
• Would you rather never be permitted to wear sweatpants again or be required to wear them each day for the remainder of your life?
• Would you rather be worse: a song stuck in your brain that you can’t get out or an itch that you can’t scratch physically?
• Would you rather prefer being abandoned in a desert without water or a sense of direction or surrounded by animals and toxic plants in a jungle?

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